Jason
Statham has eighty-seven minutes to live. That's the precise
length of his latest film, Crank, which is out on
general release in the UK this week. Statham – whose name
was made in action outings like The Transporter and Revolver – is Chev Chelios, a professional hitman,
who wakes up one morning to find that he's been poisoned
by mob boss Verona (Jose Pablo Cantillo). The drug he's
been given suppresses the flow of adrenaline to his system;
if he stops moving or slows down, he dies. Chev must keep
his heart beating and his blood pumping for as long as he
can.
Now,
Chev isn't the kind of guy to just lay down and let himself
slip away. Well, let's face it, that wouldn't be a very
good movie. Instead, he dopes himself up on cocaine, epinephrine
and large quantities of Red Bull, intending to go out with
a bang and take Verona down with him. He adopts the kind
of devil-may-care attitude that you can only really have
if you're psychopathic or know you're about to die – he
ploughs his car through a mall, crashes a police motorcycle
into a restaurant and delivers a fist to the face to anyone
stupid enough to get in his way. In fact, they don't even
need to be in his way; he'll knock them out regardless.
That's
really all you need to know. In short, Crank is a
stupendously fast-paced action flick that's pretty much
an excuse for Statham and co. to perform the most outlandish
stunts possible. The movie is filmed with a deliberate jerky
camera style – reminiscent of The Bourne Supremacy – that's intended to make you feel as if you're right there
with Chev as he rampages through Los Angeles. Directors
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor have also made imaginitive
use of subtitling, employ Google Earth to provide zoomed-out
city maps and sprinkle on some crude computer graphics for
good measure, all of which help to disorient the viewer
and keep their adrenaline flowing along with Chev's.
The dialogue is short and snappy, and sometimes hard to
make out, but that's ok; the plot doesn't matter in the
slightest.
Crank is rated 18 in the UK, and is perhaps one of the only films
that really deserves it. Chev's violent altercations with
various gangsters are very gory – think Kill Bill,
but without Tarantino's stylish touches. This is brutal,
bloody stuff, and while it might not be completely realistic,
it is nonetheless enjoyable. It's one of those films that,
rather than leaving the viewer shocked at the carnage, taps
into that strange tendency that people have to laugh when
others are hurt. That, coupled with Chev's sardonic wisecracks
and his fractured mental state (he goes through most of
the movie totally stoned), makes Crank one of the
funniest pure-action films of the genre.
Characterisation
is virtually nil. Though the main stars give great performances,
they're one-dimensional with a single motivation. Amy Smart
as Chev's girlfriend exudes an aura of ditzy naivÎte, allowing
Chev to have sex with her in the middle of a crowded street
and acclimatising to the situation remarkably well. The
few moments that Statham and Smart get to develop the relationship
are surprisingly sweet; Chev knows he's going to die but
doesn't know how to tell his girlfriend, instead leaving
a touchingly frank message on her answerphone in his final
moments.
Adding
to the humour of the film is the soundtrack. Most of the
movie gets by on a typical metal/rock/dance/whatever mix
of action-flavoured tunes (provided by Paul Haslinger, who
was also responsible for Underworld's similar score),
but every so often, the proceedings are intercut with some
totally unexpected music – for example when Chev, temporarily
mellowed, rides through the city on a purloined motorcycle,
Harry Nilsson's "Everybody's Talking" glides out of the
speakers. And just after Chev's doctor friend (Dwight Yoakam)
explains Chev's situation, we're treated to "Achy Breaky
Heart".
Altogether, Crank is a film that will mainly be enjoyed by people
who are either adrenaline junkies live Chev, or else enjoy
a good mindless action piece with insane stunts and some
black comedy thrown in for good measure. At the moment,
Hollywood is winding down from summer blockbuster season,
allowing the smaller studios to release films like the much-hyped Snakes on a Plane and this, which – like Statham's
previous film, The Transporter – are designed to
appeal to filmgoers who are tired of high-concept "movies
with a message". A spoonful of sugar, perhaps?
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