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                     Nuns. 
                      Phwoar! Pretty hot, eh? All those women, living together, 
                      tortured by sexual inhibitions. And those habits! Phew, 
                      I'm getting all sweaty just thinking about them. File this 
                      particular sexual fantasy under kinky if you like, but it 
                      has its own film subgenre, the Nunsploitation movie. Cult 
                      movie fans will know what I'm talking about. Others will 
                      probably think I made the word up, but get on the Net and 
                      check it out. It even has its own Wikipedia entry. 
                    Nunsploitation 
                      films are set largely in convents and take place in what 
                      could loosely be described as olden times (a notable exception 
                      is Giulio Berruti's notorious 1978 Killer Nun). 
                      Most of the nuns appear to have joined the order by mistake 
                      and are now sexually frustrated to the point of madness. 
                      They usually relieve their tensions on each other or any 
                      passing priest, most of whom are up for it at the drop of 
                      a cassock. The more imaginative examples may have thinly 
                      disguised digs at the Catholic church, and almost all trade 
                      on the perverse appeal of what a largely male audience likes 
                      to imagine goes on behind convent walls. As a sub-genre 
                      it does count among its members at least one genuine classic (Ken 
                      Russell's 1971 The Devils), one banned 
                      video nasty (the aforementioned Killer Nun), 
                      and a tidy of collection of mediocre works whose primary 
                      purpose is to rip the clothes off their cast. 
                      
                    Sacred 
                      Flesh is without question a nunsploitation movie, 
                      but clearly also  has aspirations to art. Not high art, but art 
                      nonetheless. The two, it has to be said, make peculiar bedfellows. 
                      If you're tuning in to watch pretty young nuns get their 
                      kit off and play with each other, then you'll probably be 
                      bemused by the sinister music that underscores the  
                      fondling and the  strange montages and religious discussions 
                      that repeatedly interrupt it. If, however, you're looking for a serious 
                      discourse on sexual repression in the Catholic church that's 
                      spiced with a little sex, then the plot, the dialogue and 
                      some of the acting will probably make you weep. 
                    There 
                      is a story, but it's largely irrelevant. At an unspecified 
                      convent, the nuns suspect that their Mother Superior is 
                      possessed by devils. We know this because they ask questions 
                      of each other like "Is she really possessed by devils, Reverend Mother?" 
                      A minute later, that same Reverend Mother is writing 
                      a letter to the local Abbot, which she begins with the words, 
                      "I fear our dear and respected Mother Superior, Sister 
                      Elizabeth, has been possessed." Most of the exposition 
                      is delivered like this. The letter does not please the Abbot, 
                      who I found myself referring to as Father Bloke. That's 
                      because he sounds less like a pious holy man and more like 
                      a builder who's been handed his lines two minutes before 
                      the cameras rolled. He sets off for the convent with his 
                      assistant Richard in tow, a randy young sod whose accent places 
                      him somewhere between Cornwall and Norfolk. When they arrive, 
                      Richard nips off with some girl who hangs around and does 
                      jobs for the sisters, while Father Bloke goes for a long 
                      walk with the Reverend Mother to discuss issues of sex and the church. 
                    Up 
                      in a tower somewhere in the convent, meanwhile, Sister Elizabeth 
                      is having troubling visions, which take the form 
                      of Mary Magdalene (a rather enjoyable turn from a sneering 
                      Kristina Bill), a handful of demonic handmaidens – one of 
                      whom I started to think of as Sister Skeleton – and some 
                      computer animated backdrops. It's here, after the longest 
                      monologue you'll probably ever hear in such a film, that 
                      we get down to business. The mischievous Mary proceeds to 
                      torment Sister Elizabeth by reminding her her of the terrible 
                      confessions she's been hearing from the nuns. The first 
                      one involves masturbation, the second lesbianism and some 
                      mutual whipping, and the third a two-on-one involving a couple 
                      of scenery-chewing priests. Oh, the horror. 
                    This 
                      particular convent's dress code appears to insist on bright 
                      red lipstick and suggestive eye make-up, while they no doubt 
                      keep a stock of extra-large robes to cover those oversized 
                      breasts. Not that the sisters stay clothed for too long. Yes, it's 
                      that sort of film. It's ruder than the average Hollywood 
                      flick, but in the days of hardcore internet porn and a specialist 
                      site for every fetish, this is hardly taboo-busting stuff. 
                      And that's despite the presence of performers whose CVs 
                      include the likes of Majella's Lesbian Fantasies, 
                      Spanking the Teacher, Pussy on 
                      Pussy and that old favourite, Amanda's 
                      Anal Adventures. Mind you, I'm sure there are a 
                      few out there who would pay good money to be whipped by 
                      the likes of Sisters Mary and Helena. Now where did I put 
                      my credit card? 
                      
                    It 
                      all looks quite nice, or as nice as high-band video can 
                      look when trying to be film, and I rather liked the sinister 
                      groans of the distinctly non-porno score by Steve Pitts 
                      and The Band of Pain. There are also hints that the film 
                      is trying to engage in a debate on religion and sexual freedom, 
                      but here it tickles rather than bites. This really is one 
                      for the nunsploitation and oddball cinema fans only, although 
                      the image of a half-naked crucified female Christ snogging 
                      one of the sisters provides a last act moment of daring 
                      that should keep the Mel Gibson crowd firmly at bay. 
                    
                    Say 
                      what you like about the film but hats off to the transfer. 
                      The contrast levels and colour are bang on,  the detail 
                      is crisp, and the colours in the stylised opening credits in particular 
                      are particularly vivid. The odd area of single colour (a 
                      blue sky in one early shot, for example) displays compression 
                      blocking, but it's rare. Framing is 1.78:1 and the picture 
                      is enhanced for widescreen TVs. 
                    The 
                      Dolby stereo soundtrack does particularly well on the Band 
                      of Pain music, and the stereo separation is sometimes very 
                      distinct. 
                    
                    There are 13 (spooky, huh?) small stills 
                      from the film and 23 from behind the scenes, 
                      5 reproductions of publicity artwork 
                      and 8 pages of storyboards, which 
                      I quite liked. Also included are a teaser trailer (0:35), which 
                      is not too bad, and the theatrical trailer 
                      (2:03), which is an extended and more risque version of 
                      the teaser. Both are anamorphic widescreen. 
                    
                    Nunsploitation 
                      fans should find plenty to interest them here, but Sacred 
                      Flesh is unlikely to find an appreciative 
                      audience of any size outside of cult circles. The transfer 
                      is fine, but it might have been nice to hear the commentary 
                      track by director Nigel Wingrove that adorns the US release. 
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