For
UK martial arts movie fans, well this one actually, the
comedy-laced kung-fu films of the late 70s and early 80s
were a bit of a mixed blessing. Heavily in their favour
are fight sequences that showcase the athletic skills of
the stars rather than the grace of the wire work, but this
is sometimes undermined by comedy broad enough to make even a
pantomime audience groan. At its best, usually in the hands
of Sammo Hung or Jackie Chan, the mix can work a treat, but if you're going
to widen your viewing experience you'd best keep a bottle of tolerance
pills handy. It's usually worth the effort – if you can cope with
the bad gags, the wild mugging and the "wah-wah-wah-waaaah!"sad trombone riffs then you'll generally be rewarded once the
comedy takes a back seat to action. Such is the case with Dreadnaught [Yong zhe wu ju], whose comedy certainly
varies in quality, but the action is consistently inventive
and smartly done, and just occasionally the two elements
are combined to most enjoyable effect.
As
usual for the genre, you'll have little trouble telling
the good guys from the bad and I use the plural with good
reason here. Bad guy number one is a criminal named White Tiger
(played by Yuen Shun-Yee) who goes completely bonkers after
his wife is killed in the violent opening scene. You know
it's driven him mad because he spends most of the film with
his face screwed up in anger, glaring at everything and
everybody and snarling instead of speaking. The only time
he smiles is when he pulls a bug in half. He has a hair-trigger temper and tripping it can result in anything from
a smack in the mouth to a knife in the stomach.
White
Tiger hasn't been in town long before he takes a particular
dislike to cowardly laundry man Mousy (the splendid Yuen
Biao), mainly because of the small bells he wears around
his neck and continuously jangles, which reminds White Tiger
of his wife's murder (she was wearing bells when... do you
really need all this explained?) and he snaps into a fury
every time he hears them. Mind you, if I had to listen to
someone jangling the bloody things near me for long I'd
probably do likewise. Mousy can't fight for toffee and
dreams of having the skills that his good friend Foon (Leung
Ka-Yan) has learned under the tutorship of the legendary
sifu Wong Fei-Hung (Kwan Tak-Hing). Hung's opposite number,
meanwhile, is the shifty Master Tam (Philip Ko), who of
course is an old friend of White Tiger, whom he takes under
his protective wing.
Tam's
rivalry with Wong acts largely as background action to White
Tiger's attempts to shut Mousy's bells up and to Foon's hopeless
schemes to build his friend's confidence, first by covincing
him to impersonate Sifu Wong and help him assault a visiting
Marshal, and later by dressing up as a demon-faced thug
so that Mousy can impress a girl by pretending to beat him
up. But wouldn't you know it, White Tiger has gone so mad
that he's painted his own face in the very same manner,
and when Mousy confuses one for the other, oh, the fun...
Actually, this is a good example of the action making the
comedy palatable, as cartoonish expressions of terror and
loudly signposted gags are blended with some niftily executed
non-fighting, so to speak, as the supposedly unskilled Mousy
leaps, jumps and dives his way out of White Tiger's furious
fists and feet.
The
action, as directed by genre legend Yuen Woo-Ping, is both
vigorously staged and imaginatively devised. In Dreadnought, just about everything becomes a martial art, from treating
a patient's injuries to measuring for a suit or hanging
out washing, something Mousy learns to adapt for self-defence
(and is recognised by Sifu Wong as the bemusingly named
"shirt pinching toad trap"), and White Tiger even
fashions deadly weapons out of his coat sleeves. You know
it's all building to something – you don't cast Yuen Biao
in the lead and keep him on the run – and when it arrives
it proves worth the wait, with a splendidly staged final
bust-up between the two rival Sifus followed by an even
better one between Mousy and White Tiger, and the blend
of energy, creativity and old school brutality should have
even the more demanding genre fan grinning with delight. Camera
placement and editing always serve the action well,
but just occasionally take the film into more unusual territory,
notably an exuberant lion dance competition and an eerily
shot scene in a darkened theatre, which has just a whiff
of Ichikawa Kon's An Actor's Revenge about
it.
Dreadnought is an energetic and enjoyable kung-fu comedy-actioner, and
if the action works better than the comedy then the latter
still has its moments, from the unexpectedly smutty – the
police marshal whose too-casual examination of a covered
body mistakes a protruding knife for a hard-on, leading
to the conclusion that the man died on the job with "a
full gun salute" – to the occasionally well-timed slapstick
gag. The dialogue, or at least the subtitled English translation,
also prompts a few smiles, with the Marshal describing Mousy
after their fight as "a despicable cad," though
my favourite has Mousy running from White Tiger in his demon
face make-up and screaming, "Help! Help! This actor
is trying to kill me!"
Framed anamorphic
2.35:1, the dust spots that assault the opening Golden Harvest
logo trigger a few alarm bells, but that's the only time
you'll see such interference here, as the print itself is
otherwise pristine and well up to HKL's usual high standards.
Colour, contrast and sharpness are all first rate, and the
picture is pretty much blemish free. If they reshot the
film tomorrow and made an immediate digital master, I can't
see they'd improve much on this.
There
are three soundtracks on offer, the original Cantonese mono
2.0 and Cantonese and English 5.1 remixes. Sonically the
English remix is the winner – the spread is wider than on
the Cantonsese 5.1 and the voices clearer, and comparing
it with the mono original it sounds as if some of the effects
have been re-recorded. The Cantonese 5.1 is a sometimes
slightly odd hybrid of the other two tracks, having the
more limited dynamic range of the mono track on voices,
music and fight sounds, but some of the cleaned-up effects
noises of the English 5.1 track. Both 5.1 tracks are superior
to the mono, which is on the tinny side, although this appears
to have been dealt with on the Cantonese 5.1 track turning
the treble down, making it sound at times like a cloth has
been wrapped round the speaker.
Oh
how I miss Bey Logan, and what we have in place of a commentary
does not warrant the 'Special Collector's Edition' label
you'll find on the DVD box.
Who
is Wong Fei-Hung (5:11) is a textual exploration
of one of the most popular and recurring characters in martial
arts cinema, having been played by such genre luminaries
as Jackie Chan in Drunken Master, Jet Li
in Once Upon a Time in China, and even
as a child by young actress Tsang Sze-Man in Iron
Monkey. Kwan Tak-Hing, who plays him here,
must hold some sort of record, having portrayed the character
in over 100 films. The text is accompanied by music and
skewed photos and film clips.
The
UK Promotional Trailer (0:54)
is typical HKL stuff, voiced by the English Trailer Voice
Man.
The
Original Theatrical Trailer (4:43)
is anamorphic 2.35:1 and in surprisingly impressive shape.
Finally
there's an Interview with Lily Li (21:00), who plays a small supporting role in the film as
Mousy's bossy sister but has made over 60 films to date.
It's visually blighted by a supremely irritating trick that
HKL seem fond of at the moment in which the interview repeatedly
shifts for no reason whatsoever from filling the 16:9 frame
to the sort of nonsense illustrated by the above screen grab.
I have a personal detestation of this sort of visual tomfoolery,
as it suggests that those putting the interview together
do not believe their subject is interesting enough to hold
your attention, and that people will tune out unless something
'creative' is done with the image. It smacks of first year
film school "Don't look at her, look at ME, I'm DIRECTING!"
and is really annoying to watch, and since the interview
is conducted in Cantonese with subtitles, most of us will
have to watch the screen to follow what is being said. I
thought all this crap stopped in the late 1990s, but I was
wrong. Anyway, Lily talks about her entry into the business
and the development of her career, including her memories
of working with Jackie Chan and on this film. Brief extracts
from The Young Master and Dreadnought
intermittently pop up.
Another
enjoyable and worthy release from the Hong Kong Legends
label, which again features the sort of sparkling transfer
even some modern films fall sadly short of. The extra features
fail to justify the Special Collector's Edition status –
the info on Wong Fei-Hung will be interesting to genre newcomers,
and the Lily Lee interview is worthwhile (if at times visually
annoying), but interviews with the leads would have been
more appropriate, and oh for a Bey Logan commentary... Genre
fans will still have plenty to smile about, though.
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