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                      USA is a funny old place at times, a land of contradictions, as the tourist ads 
                      might have it. Take homosexuality as an example. 
                      You'll be pushed to find a country that hosts more lavish 
                      and celebratory Gay Pride marches, but when it comes to 
                      gay characters in mainstream movies, well that's a  
                      different kettle of fish. Gay characters can be funny, they 
                      can wrestle with confusing feelings or the process of coming out, but complete, unflinching, 
                      unprejudiced acceptance is rare indeed. I'm not saying 
                      that things are even close to perfect in European cinema, 
                      but without the Hollywood obsession with a restrictively 
                      narrow demographic there is a lot more room for manoeuvre. 
                      And I can't help taking an instant liking to any film in 
                      which a mother accepts that her son is gay with the sort 
                      of cheer usually reserved for news of an impending marriage. 
                      
                    The 
                      mother in question is the jovial Béatrix (the delightful 
                      Valeria Bruni Tedeschi, who may be familiar to UK viewers 
                      for her role as the charming PR woman in Tickets) 
                      and she and her husband Marc are taking their summer vacation 
                      with their two teenage children, Charly and Laura, in the 
                      seaside house of Marc's youth. They are soon joined by Charly's 
                      friend Martin, and the two boys spend all of their time together 
                      and are clearly very close, closer than just good friends, 
                      Béatrix reasons. She's not shocked, surprised or 
                      disappointed, but delighted at the wonders of young love, 
                      but in this particular household, nothing is quite as it 
                      seems. Charly and Martin are close, Martin is certainly 
                      gay, but what of Charly? Mind you, Béatrix, although 
                      seemingly content in her marriage, is also having a steamy affair 
                      with Mathieu, who decides he would also like to spend his 
                      vacation by the sea, resulting in late night phone calls and grabbed 
                      afternoons of sex. Marc suspects nothing, but then he seems 
                      to be developing an unexpected fascination for the young 
                      Martin. 
                    All 
                      of which has the makings of a madcap sex farce, but the 
                      striking thing about Cockles and Muscles [Crustacés et coquillages] is its 
                      easy-going and unforced approach to its characters and its 
                      complete lack of hang-ups about their sexual preferences 
                      and activities. Marc and Béatrix are good together 
                      (whether eating oysters or performing a song for Charly 
                      and Martin, they appear to be as close as a couple could be) and 
                      Béatrix's affair with Mathieu is clearly doing her as much good 
                      as the summer sunshine. If some friction does 
                      develop between Charly and Martin when the latter goes cruising 
                      for sex at a traditional local pick-up spot, then it's more about how it affects their 
                      friendship than anything approching a lovers' tiff. 
                    Internal conflicts inevitably develop and do sometimes have a slightly 
                      sex farce aspect to them. The bathroom shower in particular 
                      becomes an amusing location for the relief of sexual tension, 
                      a place for Charly and the frustrated Martin to secretly 
                      whack off, for Béatrix and Mathieu to frolic while 
                      the others are occupied elsewhere, and for an irritable 
                      Marc to get all flustered when he catches sight of Martin 
                      doing what young boys will do. Increasingly, just the sound 
                      of the shower running becomes an emotional trigger, prompting 
                      Martin to become all hot under the, well, you know what, and 
                      Marc to either sneak out of the bedroom to take a peek or 
                      complain about the drain on the hot water supply. 
                      
                    The 
                      revelations really get under way with the introduction of 
                      good-looking plumber Didier (a divinely cast Jean-Marc Barr), 
                      who comes on aggressively to Charly when all he was doing 
                      at the local hook-up point was tailing Martin, and only backs off 
                      when he finds out just who Charly's father is. Later, he 
                      is called to the house to fix the hot water, which Marc 
                      has sabotaged, and... well, go see for yourself. 
                    It 
                      all unfolds in amiable and good-natured fashion, right up 
                      to the almost fairy-tale ending and song-and-dance finale. 
                      There's nothing particularly groundbreaking here, but the 
                      performances are most engaging, the characters increasingly 
                      likeable and involving, and the cheerful acceptance and 
                      later celebration of the positive effects of giving in to 
                      your desires, whoever they may be for, certainly put a big 
                      smile on my face. 
                    
                    Before 
                      I commit myself on either picture and sound, I should mention 
                      that the preview discs we have received for Peccadillo releases 
                      have not so far been fully representative of the finished 
                      product. Anahi Berneri's involving A Year Without 
                        Love in particular had a transfer that I  
                      could not believe even a small independent company would 
                      put out on DVD (as it turned out it wasn't, and the final 
                      release disc apparently looks fine), and as a result we 
                      did not review it. Like that disc, Cockles and Muscles lacks the menus that presumably grace the final release, 
                      but the print on offer is an anamorphic widescreen one and 
                      in pretty good shape, and I'm going to take a chance and 
                      presume that this is the one that appears on the final release 
                      disc. There is a slight softness to the picture and the 
                      colour sometimes has a faintly 'aged' quality to it (which 
                      could, of course, be deliberate), but the contrast and detail 
                      is generally good. The film was shot entirely on High Definition 
                      Video, and the transfer appears to have been taken from 
                      the film print, not the hi-def master. 
                        The English subtitles here are fixed – I can't vouch for 
                        the release disc. 
                      
                    The 
                      Dolby 2.0 stereo soundtrack is very clear and has a good 
                      dynamic range, especially evident in the score. What I cannot 
                      be sure of is whether this is the only soundtrack available, 
                      as the method used to write the preview disc (a Sony hard 
                      disc/DVD recorder if I'm not mistaken) does not allow for 
                      multiple soundtracks. A couple of online DVD stores suggest 
                      the presence of a directors' commentary, but there's certainly 
                      not one of the preview disc. 
                    
                    Karaoke (5:29) features the two musical numbers in the film, complete 
                      with subtitles that change colour to indicate where you 
                      should be if you are singing along. 
                    Listed 
                      rather wonderfully on the preview DVD sleeve as A 
                        Short Documentary: How to Shoot Wanking in the Shower (7:49), this is a fun behind-the-scenes featurette about 
                      filming, well, you can probably guess. It's preceded by 
                      a warning about the content, mainly for the sizeable prosthetic 
                      penis made and worn for the scene – an amusing moment has 
                      a female make-up artist surprised and embarrassed to be 
                      caught on camera while working on it, so to speak. 
                    Outtakes (3:13) is a small collection of unused moments, a couple 
                      of which – Valeria Bruni Tedeschi falling off her bicycle 
                      being the most memorable – are certainly worth a look. 
                    The  Making of the Dance (Vaudeville) Sequence (15:19) shows the rehearsal and shooting of the final musical 
                      number and is narrated by co-director Jacques Martineau. 
                      Reference here is made to a deleted scenes section on the 
                      DVD, which is not present. 
                     The Q&A With Olivier Ducastel & Jacques 
                      Martineau (63:36) is a two-parter, the first 
                      and longest recorded at the Cardiff screen festival and 
                      chaired by Sarah Howells, the second at the London Lesbian 
                      & Gay Film Festival in 2005 and hosted by Brian Robinson. 
                      The acoustics of the locations are less than ideal, but 
                      both are very interesting for anyone who enjoyed the film 
                      itself, with the shorter second Q&A being the livelier 
                      and funnier. There's a touching moment when the two directors, 
                      a gay couple themselves, are presented with a gift to mark 
                      their tenth anniversary together. 
                    
                    A 
                      film that would be too easy (and inaccurate) to pigeonhole 
                      as queer cinema, Cockles and Muscles definitely 
                      has a potential for wider appeal and deserves to find an 
                      audience outside of the club circuit. It's a thoroughly 
                      good-natured piece with a positive message for us all about 
                      relationships and desire, and is worth seeing for its cast 
                      alone. Peccadillo's DVD features a largely decent transfer 
                      and some very worthwhile extra features, and as such represents 
                      a good value buy for all but the more prudish, who frankly 
                      could do with spending a few days up at the fort.  
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