Somewhat
misleadingly marketed as a martial arts actioner, Attack
of the Joyful Goddess (aka Attack of the
God of Joy, aka Assault of the Joyful Goddess)
must rank as the oddest release so far from the new masters
of cheapjack kung-fu film transfers, 55th Chamber. And I
mean that as a compliment.
The
story kicks off when the cast of a travelling Chinese Opera
group are visited backstage by the Commander of the local
militia, whose always-gets-what-he-wants status they, as
visitors, are blissfully unaware of. This is why they advise him to
bugger off when he tries it on with leading lady Lily Fa,
having first made the mistake of attempting to woo effeminate
female impersonator Rainbow. But the Commander has fallen
for Lily and wants her as his concubine, so has his
gun-carrying representative inform the group's manager that
if Lily cannot be persuaded to succumb to his
charms, then the entire company will be killed. This presents
a serious problem for the manager, as Lily is in love with
leading man Handsome Liu (no, that's his name, not my personal
opinion of his devilish good looks), and is unlikely to
co-operate while he is still around. The proposed solution
is to Kill Liu, and to avoid any of the company being shopped
by their innocent colleagues it is decided that everyone
should have a hand in the murder. You would NOT want these
guys as your work colleagues.
Now
up to this point this has been a fairly mundane and familiar
drama of wealthy officials who abuse their power and those
who are prepared to make a stand against it, laced with
a dollop of backstage melodrama, all of which is made harder
to take by a ropey English dub and a severely cropped print
(more on that later). But once the decision has been made
to kill Liu the film shifts into a different gear, and the
sequence in which he is dispatched – when even the most reluctant
participants (the aptly named Tiger and Mouse being the main two) are
forced to do their bit – is handled with macabre aplomb, with
the added bonus that no-one opens their (dubbed) mouths.
With Liu's death, supernatural elements that were only hinted at
in the first half (simple-minded, virginal Jenny becomes
mysteriously pregnant after turning a Joy God doll face
upwards in its trunk, a notoriously unlucky move we are
informed), take centre stage and Liu's spirit returns to
point Lily towards the truth and cast members begin mysteriously dying
in rapid succession.
All
of which proves surprisingly engaging, if not always
completely coherent, with Jenny giving explosive birth to
a human-sized Joy God, which may or may not be working with
Liu or actually be Liu – it certainly has it
in for the murderous troupe and the corrupt Commander. This
comes to a spectacular head in a climax that has to be seen
to be believed, a mind-boggling mixture of smartly choreographed
kung-fu, cheap special effects, drug-trip imagery and
hallucinogenic editing, as Liu, Tiger and Mouse box and kick their way
to vengeful justice, and the human-sized Joy God doll unleashes
supernatural fury on all and sundry in what almost amounts
to a cinematic Peking Opera spectacle. Honestly, if you
start on the film and it doesn't grab you, then you still ought to shoot forward to catch this – it's unlikely you'll
have seen anything quite like it.
It's
this second half that makes Attack of the Joyful
Goddess much more than an interesting curio, and
to be honest is almost enough to move it into the realms
of the must-see were it not for...
OK,
I'm on my fourth release from budget martial arts label
55th Chamber now and I have to admit that I'm almost getting
used to the grubby quality of the prints and transfers,
though that doesn't mean I like what I see. Once again this looks
like it's been hauled off of an NTSC VHS tape with all of
the image and sound issues that would suggest – contrast is all
over the place, there is ghosting on movement, and dust,
dirt and scratches are never far away. The picture also
intermittently gets the judders, and the digital blocking in
a few of the final shots is quite spectacular. But the biggest
problem of all has to be the cropping of the original scope
frame down to a constrictive 4:3, pushing faces, action
and in a couple of cases the person who is talking right
out of the picture, which actually makes some scenes difficult to follow. And this is not just your usual pan-and-scan
crop, no sir. You won't be able to see this on most CRT
TVs with their overscan issues, but if you have an LCD or
plasma then spin through to about 21:30 and watch the bottom
of the screen carefully and you'll catch the very top of
what looks to be Chinese subtitles on two shots. This means
that the transfer is not just cropped at the sides, but at the bottom as well, which
would account for the shots in which there is plenty of
head room but no chins or, in one case, mouth. Strangely,
it's that bizarre final scene where the picture looks its
best, the colours in some shots looking surprisingly strong.
According
to my amp, the sound is 5.1, but don't let that familiar
decimal fool you – this is mono through and through, a little
fluffy at first and a lot more fluffy for the final third.
As ever we only have the English dub, and if you enjoy these
for the comedy value then there's plenty of material here,
with sentences broken up into clunky segments to match mouth
movements done in a range of ever-changing accents, from
faked American drawls to Middle England prim to barely disguised
'cor blimey' cockney. The dialogue itself is sometimes a
riot, from Liu's description of the troupe as "this
grotty group playing trash holes" to reaction to Jenny's
inexplicable pregnancy: "Pregnant? You mean she's with
child?" Star Trek fans will be particularly
amused at the doctor's response to being asked how this
could have happened when he tells the inquisitor, "I'm a doctor, not a detective!"
No
surprises here. Attack of the Joyful Goddess
UK Promotional Trailer (1:09) was probably
knocked up in the 55th Chamber offices, while the Image
Gallery (0:57) has some interesting promotional
stills. there's also a promo for other 55th Chamber releases
and a couple of web links.
Checking
this film's user rating on the IMDB it is, at the time of
writing, shockingly low, but is also the result of just
7 votes, and I'll bet six of them were expecting an all-out
kung-fu film and a better print. Personally I rather liked
it, specifically for Liu's gruesome murder, the increasingly
bizarre second half and that completely nutball climax.
If some enterprising soul were to track down a decent print
with the original Chinese dub and do a proper job of the
transfer then I'd buy it in a second. The film certainly
deserves better handling than it gets here.
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